I mis-judged the strength of my fart and things got messy.
lol..i don't want to think about it.
Traffic or the Metro broke down and we all got stranded...
i had a flat tire
I'm surprised no one said they were pregnant. haha because that would be a perfect excuse for being late.
my penis got stuck in my zipper............
Long line at the Check Out counter...
the bus or the weather
I don't have an alarm clock.
I'm not late, your clock is wrong.
Im actually early for tomorrow...
I'm actually never late, for anything. If anything I'm always really early, even for tedious and trivial things.
I don't make excuses.