I mis-judged the strength of my fart and things got messy.
lol..i don't want to think about it.
Traffic or the Metro broke down and we all got stranded...
i had a flat tire
I'm surprised no one said they were pregnant. haha because that would be a perfect excuse for being late.
my penis got stuck in my zipper............
Long line at the Check Out counter...
I don't have an alarm clock.
I'm not late, your clock is wrong. <br />
Im actually early for tomorrow...
I'm actually never late, for anything. If anything I'm always really early, even for tedious and trivial things.
I don't make excuses.