What is your favorite Chuck Norris "Fact"?

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep,he waits.......Chuck Norris doesnt read books,he stares them down until they give the info!Or he just roundhouse kicks you in the face!LOLOLOLOL

Chuck Norris died and went to Heaven....he met God and said....You're in my seat

Chuck Norris went into a hospital. When they asked him what was wrong, Norris replied "I've got disco fever," and then he killed eight paramedics.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

fact: He can slam revolve door

HE can split a pure atom with his bare hands

This is difficult because i've got a few favourites.here are my top 5

1:Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

2:If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

3:There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

4:What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?.....Answer:His shoe.

5:Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Chuck Norris doesn't have blood... his veins are filled with molten lava.

lol

It's a fact that he looked like a complete dumbass standing behind Mike Huckabee throughout his whole campaign.....

THE BIG BANG WAS ACTUALLY CHUCK NORRIS ROUND HOUSE KICKING GOD IN THE FACE!....CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT SLEEP HE WAITS........CHUCK NORRIS IS NOT FUNNY STOP LAUGHING.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris? Never heared! Sounds like a name of some cartoon character (a baby-rooster maybe?) Who is Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris has recently sued NBC for copyright infringement. He claims that "Law and Order" are the names of his left and right legs.