If April showers bring May flowers - what do May flowers bring?<br />
Knock Knock!<br />
Who' s there?<br />
A little boy who can' t reach the DOORBELL
People always notice I have a small waistline, my response was because I.m watching it.
I get no respect... the other day my wife told me her favorite position was back-to-back... no respect at all I tell ya... -Rodney Dangerfield