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Asked By: AtheistsForJesus 22-25, M  5 months ago

Mine is: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb ?


None, it's a hardware problem.

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  1. SecretsofWillow - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by SecretsofWillow Dec 14th, 2012 at 10:56PM

    If April showers bring May flowers - what do May flowers bring?

    Pilgrims.

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  2. TheChurchLady - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by TheChurchLady Dec 14th, 2012 at 10:54PM

    Knock Knock!
    Who' s there?
    A little boy who can' t reach the DOORBELL

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  3. guessjeans - 51-55 years old

    Posted by guessjeans Dec 14th, 2012 at 11:06PM

    People always notice I have a small waistline, my response was because I.m watching it.

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  4. 99JelloKoptors - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by 99JelloKoptors Dec 14th, 2012 at 10:57PM

    I get no respect... the other day my wife told me her favorite position was back-to-back... no respect at all I tell ya... -Rodney Dangerfield

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  5. AtheistsForJesus - 22-25 years old - male

    Reply by AtheistsForJesus Dec 14th, 2012 at 11:29PM

    I know someone that does a great impression of Rodney Dangerfield.

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