What is your favorite pick up line?

Stupid one: Hey baby, you work at subway? Cause you're making me a foot long.

sit...lie down... roll over...

listen kids don't try this outside of a biker bar :
"Hey B*** lets breed, you look like you could use a good slam-in"

Psssst... Psssst.... hey Babe1. Come here and give me a nice jello shot recipe?

Get you coat you've pulled OR
What would you like for breakfast OR
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven OR
I seem to have lost my phone number mind if I have yours OR
Are your legs tired cause you've been running through my mind all night OR
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again

Can you pick that up please..

"Are you single," if yes, "flirt with me..."

I don't believe that I have one. I've always stuck to the truth. If I like a woman, rather than try a "pick up line," I'll find something really unique or striking about her and compliment her on it. After all...if I'm intending to "pick her up," there must be SOMETHING that's particularly notable about her. I just use the truth, e.g. "Wow, that dress really looks amazing on you. I couldn't help but notice it from the second I first saw you." "Your eyes are simply stunning. I'm sure you hear that all the time but I just could not resist saying it as well." Keep it simple and HONEST. She will appreciate you for it, believe me.

HI

"Do fries come with that shake?"
(Someone seriously said that to me once...I laughed so hard!)

I thought I had heard all the lines out there but this one got me. I was in a bar. Sitting at the bar and having a drink. A guy walked up behind me with a pen light and put it over my shoulder and said, "I'm checking IUD's". I cracked up. Turned around and asked where he came up with that. Don't think he told me but it worked. Had a great evening and he turned out to be a great guy.

My penis ... your vagina ... now.

**** off.

Nice shoes, want to f * ck?

: )

I got 5 on it.

Never tried tis ,,but liked the book from the 70's :

Coffee,,tea,,,or.....me?

Girl I know you gotta be tired cause you been runnin through my mind all day
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

Let's go camping, bring your own sleeping bag.