Thats what she said?

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She did?

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The jaw

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Don't tell him your name Pike

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;You remember that money you had in the bank? .......well.......'

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I don't get it

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the sheep lie

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"The nigga died<br />
the pope fried and well<br />
your momma had you."<br />
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We were sitting at the bar with a priest friend of ours and my friend of color tells a one liner joke.<br />
"What will be the end of us?" The two of us looked at each other and shrugged our shoulders asking "What?"

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Punch line?<br />
Let's see...how'd it go?<br />
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"I'm gonna use good judgment. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughtta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The *hell* I won't!"<br />
POW!<br />
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Probably my favorite, and one day, when the time is right, I'm gonna use it.

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.... In La'kech.... <br />
...I am you and you are me... <br />
...I am another you... <br />
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- On Yum Hunab Ku a Maya E Maho <br />
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XA TA XA XA TA AMAC

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"You're really not going to like Fridays"

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They both f*** up trees.

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