I hope your **** gets real itchy and your fingernails turn in to fishhooks!
Ps: (I don't really of course! lol)
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
its not mine...but I use it occasionally..
"my only hope is that your offspring walks backwards"
For the sake of the human race, I hope you're shooting blanks.
What's the matter? Don't you recognize me with clothes on?
....You're a waste of ***** and egg in other words I'm saying you're a waste of life...I know its mean but I kinda got ticked...
*serious face* interrupt him and say Are you done? Until that person is.
Try this wine and let me know if it gives you a headache...I'll powder my **** with asprin. lol
"Big nose" ; said in a very mean voice.
not something i keep records of, but always something that goes over the heads of most