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AaronMercer AaronMercer 16-17, M 10 Answers Jan 17 in Embarrassing & Funny

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I hope your **** gets real itchy and your fingernails turn in to fishhooks!



Ps: (I don't really of course! lol)

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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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its not mine...but I use it occasionally..



"my only hope is that your offspring walks backwards"

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For the sake of the human race, I hope you're shooting blanks.

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Ok... that was good!

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What's the matter? Don't you recognize me with clothes on?

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....You're a waste of ***** and egg in other words I'm saying you're a waste of life...I know its mean but I kinda got ticked...

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*serious face* interrupt him and say Are you done? Until that person is.

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Try this wine and let me know if it gives you a headache...I'll powder my **** with asprin. lol

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"Big nose" ; said in a very mean voice.

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not something i keep records of, but always something that goes over the heads of most

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