Survival training, how to really live life, tolerance, patience, accountability
Distrust of Doctors Degree aka DDD
Learn how to be a loser. And to justify being a loser by citing rare instances of other losers, who became winners, so as to rationalize why you never went to college.
"How to make just enough money" to get by is the most popular class at UHK.
I've been there and graduated from that school more than once.
Drug Abuse, Divorce, ... those are a couple good ones
A "PHD" in life experiences!!
You can always take up Space.