When a friend wants to hug you check for knives first.
I like this one-too true.
People who say they care about you might not really care at all.
That your girlfriend should probably go poop and make sure she isn't packing before anal. man... what a mess.
Several: Finish High School, Don't join the military at 17, don't drink and drive, don't be a 'tool' to someone who tells you they "love you"... and more... (I could write a book)...
Ok this is not true of everyone so please no one take offense but I learned that your best friend is not necessarily always your best friend. She is the woman who steals your husband and makes babies with him....Just saying
Yeah it is and it took me 4 more years to get away from him and get a divorce. Since then I have forgiven her and moved on because you cannot harbor hatred forever. I am in a better place now and away from him.
Stand up for yourself regardless of what might happen.
I try to learn by others mistakes so I don't make them, however, I think the hardest knocks come from relationships, and there is not just one lesson. So, at the risk of sounding vague, I have learned the hard way when it comes to certain aspects of relationships. Not everyone is as you think they are. How about you?
not to run infront of somebody swinging on the swing set :p
Yup I wasnt a very smart child!
Life is never fair, it will always treat you like dirt.
Love, it truly is not unconditional if a contract is needed to keep it safe.
I actually love the image of someone I create in my brain, rather than the person itself.
Beauty fades over time, and the only way for it to somewhat return costs quite a bit of bling, bling $$$$$$$$$$$
The art of growing old is to make it look easy! LOL!!! Doesn't cost a dime!
not to drink and drive im stuck with a ******* DUI
still workin on it
Do not try to "hold it" on a l o n g road trip! ..... Excuse me.....gotta run.....right now!
All of them!