desperately holding onto a fart just on the brink of escape
they feel awkward and I can tell
so I'm not sure if I should leave them alone
and if I do want to talk to them what to talk to them about to make them feel less awkward
Not getting answers to perfectly darling Qs
Not knowing what to say.
not having one damn thing to say in a conversation. So, pretty much most conversations.
When I forget To wish birthdays. Specially friends n family. As of today I got a call from my sister and she said " you have only 4 minutes left to wish me birthday "
Dancing. Being put in situations where I'm forced to dance, i.e at a wedding.
I'm really top-heavy... Especially awkward in heels.
The weird *** things i like
always being the only one naked
When my rosacea flare up badly, I'm self conscious to the point of being awkward.
Hi, would you care to join me for coffee? What??? Me and YOU???
a cop staring at me!
When people are looking at me and I'm dressed up.
Roller skates- hadn't been on those for a while!
When I make a mistake or can't remember someone's name.
When someone creepy is staring at me.
small talk, strangers