I'm not answering that...this is EP not **** tube...
Getting your nuts bit off by a Pit Bull.
i hate that
When the the girlfriend climbs over me as I'm sleeping and "accidentally" jams her knee into my meat and two veg.
Couldn't come up with a cheese metaphor.
no worries...it's gouda ;}
Spiders. I'll get punched in the head all day, but if you put a spider on me I'll run like a little girl!
THANK YOU...finally a man admits it. Those things are scary huh? I mean 8 legs...it's not right.
I can't scream anymore but I do like to giggle and laugh like one.. when I am running in the rain and splashing someone by jumping in the puddles.. Had so much fun teaching my grand daughter this not to long ago.. :D
Someone jumping out at me and yelling 'Boo!'
Screaming little girls. God I hate that.
Nightmares, snakes and occasionally, ....jerks.
see my ex demon in law naked, would do the trick. or running into a clown on a moonlit dirt road twenty miles from anywhere. scream, beat clown to death, hide the evidence LOL.
...what eriehandyman said...and the profile pic to coincide with it...yup...scary....muwhuhuhahahahaaaa...
Like when I phone a girlfriend and she like, picks up the phone before it's had a chance to ring cuz she, like was calling me and everything. OMG I just like scream my head off!!!!!
If you mean 'you' in the generic sense, like "what makes one scream..." then it would be the advance of cancer through the body - destroying vital systems in agonizing, torturous pain.
spiders and being tickled
snakes, spiders with hair,
Was out on the deck one night in a bathrobe and a bat flew up under it, think they heard me two counties over
Yeah well they are even creepier when their wings are fluttering around your privates