People too stupid to understand the difference between speaking one's mind and being a racist arsehole.
Talking to a guy you don't like but likes you.
I had to cut a rope off the propeller of my boat the other week. The mud it was sitting on is infested with tiny crabs. All the while I was under there I could feel them picking away at my flesh. It was kinda tickly but nonetheless rather uncomfortable. I didn't have the time to keep swiping them off (tide was on it's way in).
When a woman talks to me like I'm single in front of my wife.
air passing in my blanket
Truth, pretty women fussing over me, needless to say I don't get to squeamish, lol.