If she tells you that she wants to paint the ceiling beige....
That was so hilarious! Lol!!!
( takes out the knitting needles ) Bored? Of course not darling... ( knit1 , pearl 2 ) oh..that's it big boy...right there. ( drops a stitch ) I am soooo into you... Viola.. Oh yes...( admires sweater )
Start humming a song like *this is the song that never ends*
file her nails?
She asks if you are going to finish soon. <br />
That is when it is time to get on with it or quit.
If you are a lucky guy and boring your lover.
Go on EP on her phone :-P No I havent done that LOL
Erm I cant say much without giving too much info but I havent wanted to so far :-)
ask you what you would like for tea tomorrow lol
I once answered a question on a game show!! and I got it right!! lol
I don't remember that - are you sure you got it right??
If she's quiet and is looking away from you and staring at the wall....yep definitely not a good sign...
haha yep! Actually, while I was typing this my ex (who is still a really close friend) was sitting beside me, he reads what I typed then looks at me and said: "Hey! You've done that to me!" Oops! Bahaha!
ask to change positions so she can make out her grocery list while you finish up
Take control :)
I never feel boared during sex
Ring somebody<br />
Watch tv<br />
Do a cross word<br />
Do her shopping list<br />
The list is endless!!! <br />
I think maybe the thing to do is sit your lady down and ask her how things are in the bedroom. Is there anything she loves or wants to try.
I called my mother and did my nails...
Id ask him if he fancys a game of stick it ! instead <br />
incase uve never played this bedroom game ill explain <br />
1 of you has to fart then you both put ur head under the covers and whoever STICKS IT the longest is the winner ;0)