If she tells you that she wants to paint the ceiling beige....

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That was so hilarious! Lol!!!

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( takes out the knitting needles ) Bored? Of course not darling... ( knit1 , pearl 2 ) oh..that's it big boy...right there. ( drops a stitch ) I am soooo into you... Viola.. Oh yes...( admires sweater )

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You're sooooooooo damn funny

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LMflatAO .......

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haha!

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Yawn

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Stop moving.

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Fall asleep.

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Start humming a song like *this is the song that never ends*

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file her nails?

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the crossword.

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She asks if you are going to finish soon. <br />
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That is when it is time to get on with it or quit.

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If you are a lucky guy and boring your lover.

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Go on EP on her phone :-P No I havent done that LOL

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Erm I cant say much without giving too much info but I havent wanted to so far :-)

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ask you what you would like for tea tomorrow lol

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I once answered a question on a game show!! and I got it right!! lol

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I don't remember that - are you sure you got it right??

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lol :)

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If she's quiet and is looking away from you and staring at the wall....yep definitely not a good sign...

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haha yep! Actually, while I was typing this my ex (who is still a really close friend) was sitting beside me, he reads what I typed then looks at me and said: "Hey! You've done that to me!" Oops! Bahaha!

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ask to change positions so she can make out her grocery list while you finish up

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Take control :)

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Tweet.

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I never feel boared during sex

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Ring somebody<br />
Watch tv<br />
Do a cross word<br />
Do her shopping list<br />
The list is endless!!! <br />
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I think maybe the thing to do is sit your lady down and ask her how things are in the bedroom. Is there anything she loves or wants to try.

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I called my mother and did my nails...

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Id ask him if he fancys a game of stick it ! instead <br />
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incase uve never played this bedroom game ill explain <br />
1 of you has to fart then you both put ur head under the covers and whoever STICKS IT the longest is the winner ;0)

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