If she tells you that she wants to paint the ceiling beige....
That was so hilarious! Lol!!!
( takes out the knitting needles ) Bored? Of course not darling... ( knit1 , pearl 2 ) oh..that's it big boy...right there. ( drops a stitch ) I am soooo into you... Viola.. Oh yes...( admires sweater )
When she turns on TV and starts watching "Real Housewives of Monkeybreath, Arkansas"
I once started to rub my finger and my nail together during sex made an annoying sound<br />
I had no idea I was doing it but I was thinking <br />
he asked me I was bored and I asked him what he was talking about <br />
I realized I did it when I was thinking about something, I just happened to be thinking during s e x<br />
Funny what we do subconsciously that reveals our truths.
The funny thing is he was a great lover, I was just overanalyzing like I do
Start humming a song like *this is the song that never ends*
file her nails?
She asks if you are going to finish soon. <br />
That is when it is time to get on with it or quit.
If you are a lucky guy and boring your lover.
Answer questions on EP on her mobile ;)
Go on EP on her phone :-P No I havent done that LOL
Erm I cant say much without giving too much info but I havent wanted to so far :-)
ask you what you would like for tea tomorrow lol
I once answered a question on a game show!! and I got it right!! lol
I don't remember that - are you sure you got it right??
If she's quiet and is looking away from you and staring at the wall....yep definitely not a good sign...
did you do it?
haha yep! Actually, while I was typing this my ex (who is still a really close friend) was sitting beside me, he reads what I typed then looks at me and said: "Hey! You've done that to me!" Oops! Bahaha!
Tells you to hurry up and then starts texting...
have you done it?
no but i was close once lol
ask to change positions so she can make out her grocery list while you finish up
Take control :)