They assume we like a string up our butt
When you tell her your wife is about her size and she doesn't make it a couple sizes larger.
Probably not knowing her size. lmao!!!
Or she does but she looks nothing like your wife.
Step one: decide to buy lingerie as a present. This is a mistake. All subsequent mistakes stem from this one.
Mistake 1: Buying lingerie for ladies. Mistake 2: Forgetting mistake 1.