Let your ex wander into your mind.
Is it in yet?
Answer your phone.
"Call me Rihanna and beat me!"<br />
"Honey, just because my name's Chris--"<br />
lose your hard on
The shopping list ;-)
Tell them you have an ex
Read the paper :p
Call the wife
Allow the dog in bed or bedroom for that matter.... Having a cold wet nose in the buttcrack can spoil the mood pretty quick.
Nope... Door was already closed. With the dog inside.
Say the wrong name and be lazy
Say the wrong name?? Yah, that was bad.
Ok i once told someone that they were crap in bed while they were in the act. You know when your thinking something only you say it out loud at the same time!! Well that's what i did. I felt so bad.
Sh*t the bed.
Yeah, that would kill a second go round, lololol
Yeah, I guess they frown on that.
Please hurry up, the game is about to start.
Remember a joke a co-worker told you and start laughing.
ONE SHOULD AVOID SNEEZING IF ONE CAN, FOR FEAR THAT ANOTHER MORTIFYING THING MIGHT HAPPEN (FLATUS MAXI MUS) <br />
its happened to me oh sooo embarrassing
Do not make the other person feel uncomfortable or that he’s/she’s a bad lover, if she/he feels you are not receiving pleasure it automatically becomes a self fulfilling prophecy, she’ll go dry and absent, he’ll loose his *****. A bad lover will go to extremes to satisfy you if they believe you believe in their capacity to give you pleasure. If you can’t do this with the person you’re with, if the time was wrong, or for any other reason you can’t get this across, then maybe you need to get a different lover. If you are married to the person and have few other choices, you either go into an open relationship scenario or work very hard at getting the good times rolling again.
But you read it dude, that's what counts; and I'm glad you're honest about it, we need more people like you. Thanks!
Ask "Are you experienced in this?" . :-) :-)