Let your ex wander into your mind.
Is it in yet?
Answer your phone.
Call your husband/ wife to find out whats for dinner.
"Call me Rihanna and beat me!"
"Honey, just because my name's Chris--"
lose your hard on
The shopping list ;-)
Tell them you have an ex
Read the paper :p
Call the wife
Allow the dog in bed or bedroom for that matter.... Having a cold wet nose in the buttcrack can spoil the mood pretty quick.
lol, sounds like someone has forgotten to close the door.
Nope... Door was already closed. With the dog inside.
Say the wrong name and be lazy
Say the wrong name?? Yah, that was bad.
Ok i once told someone that they were crap in bed while they were in the act. You know when your thinking something only you say it out loud at the same time!! Well that's what i did. I felt so bad.
Sh*t the bed.
Yeah, that would kill a second go round, lololol
Yeah, I guess they frown on that.
Please hurry up, the game is about to start.
Remember a joke a co-worker told you and start laughing.
ONE SHOULD AVOID SNEEZING IF ONE CAN, FOR FEAR THAT ANOTHER MORTIFYING THING MIGHT HAPPEN (FLATUS MAXI MUS)
its happened to me oh sooo embarrassing