Love him for real.
Give him hookers and blow.<br />
Tell him your sisters into him.
I touch the remote all the time. I don't hide it.
Tell him he has a hole in his hat.
Reaarange his "man cave"!
keep up self respect..
tell him that your a transvestite
never believe too much that many of them say...
laugh at their 2nd brain thingy
Drink his last beer!!
Bite it too hard......
Make him feel less then a man (Ego)! Cheat on him or disrespect him.
Disrespect his mother.