Love him for real.
remove all the light bulbs and rearrange the furniture
Give him hookers and blow.
Tell him your sisters into him.
I touch the remote all the time. I don't hide it.
Tell him he has a hole in his hat.
Reaarange his "man cave"!
keep up self respect..
tell him that your a transvestite
never believe too much that many of them say...
laugh at their 2nd brain thingy
Drink his last beer!!
Bite it too hard......
Humiliate him or embarrass him in public
Make him feel less then a man (Ego)! Cheat on him or disrespect him.
Disrespect his mother.
Deny him sex & food