Your dimple is bigger than your cleavage.
Never talk about your Ex (or Ex's anything) unless asked. If asked, one word answers will save you a lot of grief. Grunt answers help.
That your ex is better in bed
or that Her best friend is.
My ex wouldn't stop cheating, so I slept with Her best friend (The only time I ever cheated in a relationship) to teach Her a lesson. She got pissed for a bit, but didn't stop. I finally had enough, & left Her.
That the dress isn't making her look fat, that she's fat on her on. :(
your atm pin number.
About your bit on the side
double negatives are unbecoming
Hahaha...BURN!!! I was looking for the first person to answer like this....I wonder how many other recognized it???...
Whatever you THINK the right answer is. It never is.
She worries too much.....
You must not reveal her true role of staying in the kitchen and sweet talk her into thinking she is an equal to man.
that her mom is hotter than she is
That her sister has the same birth mark on her ***
yes. that dress does make you look fat. obese, even.
That she has a big butt and small breasts.
i got a big butt
I never said guy's don't like big butt's. I just said you don't tell a girl she has a big butt. :)
how great your ex was...
she has gained weight
That you betrayed her trust!
I learned a LONG time ago..... Never tell a woman (specifically spouse/gf) "No"