"A little bird told me", "Shut that Door", "I've got eyes in the back of my Head", & my Dad always had "The Screws" when his rheumatism kicked in! :-) lol
Don't do as I do, do as I say....Grandfather.....I pulled a *****....Grandmother...
My grandmother after making some kind of an error (usually when she was talking while cooking ) "Now look what you made me do."
Though I don't remembre many bad meals.
"Can't never did anything"
Dad always said "There's enough blue in the sky to make a Dutchman a pair of trousers!"
Mom said "You want something to cry about... I'll give you something to cry about!"
My step mum, ''Those that ask don't get, those that don't ask don't want'' in other words your not going to get it no matter what.
"I've been up since four!" Excuse for everything.
"TURN THAT SH!T DOWN!!!!"