Giving drunks, they hand out money like candy, wake up the next mroning and wonder why they're broke!
Stupid drunks- the ones that get behind a wheel of a car and kill innocent people.
mathematician drunk here, go got into a bus, and lectured the driver about gaußian probability...
There are those drunks who want desperately to stop.
Sniffling and sneezing drunks.
Horny drunks<br />
Pee in the bed drunks<br />
Passing out drunks<br />
I-have-a-great-idea drunks<br />
Philosophical drunks<br />
Possibilities are endless!
My personnal least favorite:"mean drunks"
me drunk you drunk everyone drunk
punch drunks, moody drunks, bad drunks, aggressive drunks, love sick drunks, horny drunks, opinionated drunks... and all the above/below, seen and served them all at one time or another... and I know how to get a large tip out of each one ;)
passed out drunks
High-functioning drunks- go years without detection
Sodden drunks, who do gross things in public because they're too blasted to know any better.
Dead drunks, pi$$ drunks, drunk as a skunk, drunk as a sailor, and for the younger generation, krunk( crazy drunk).
Paranoid drunks. I'm aware of a few of those. And there's also self-righteous drunks. The drunks that think they know everything about everything and they're the prime candidates for handing out advice on anything you can think of.