Giving drunks, they hand out money like candy, wake up the next mroning and wonder why they're broke!
Stupid drunks- the ones that get behind a wheel of a car and kill innocent people.
mathematician drunk here, go got into a bus, and lectured the driver about gaußian probability...
There are those drunks who want desperately to stop.
Sniffling and sneezing drunks.
Pee in the bed drunks
Passing out drunks
Possibilities are endless!
My personnal least favorite:"mean drunks"
me drunk you drunk everyone drunk
punch drunks, moody drunks, bad drunks, aggressive drunks, love sick drunks, horny drunks, opinionated drunks... and all the above/below, seen and served them all at one time or another... and I know how to get a large tip out of each one ;)
passed out drunks
High-functioning drunks- go years without detection
Sodden drunks, who do gross things in public because they're too blasted to know any better.
Dead drunks, pi$$ drunks, drunk as a skunk, drunk as a sailor, and for the younger generation, krunk( crazy drunk).
Paranoid drunks. I'm aware of a few of those. And there's also self-righteous drunks. The drunks that think they know everything about everything and they're the prime candidates for handing out advice on anything you can think of.