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I agree 100%!!!
This has to be the best response.
Got that one. Just for saying the work ****
What bothers me most is they never tell you which group it was or what exactly was wrong with it. I belong to 250 groups so it's not like I can just scan the list and know which one's missing.
Yeah what she said. lol
ROTFLMAO! Yes, it has gotten that way. I agree.
LOL, so true!!
"I don't love you anymore."
Oh God I was gonna say that! I am terrified of hearing this one or I never loved you
I have heard it before, sadly. It crushed me, and I stay devastated for almost 2 years afterward.
I had no idea then, why i was going through the pain i was going through. but then i met the man I'm with now, and he's so incredibly perfect for me.... the last man had to move out of my life to make room for him. he just had to.
But now, hearing those words again is the most terrifying thing to me, because if *he* said them to me I don't know that I could ever recover. I work hard every day to make sure he knows I love him and hope for the same in return. :)
Thank you; I'm very happy. And happy Valentine's to you, too!
I have heard it a number of times in my life. It seems so easy for people to turn love on and off as if it were a light switch. I wonder if it was ever really love in the first place? Know what I mean?
yes, had that quite recently and it is devastating :(
I'm so sorry to hear that, Lennon. It's a really awful thing to hear.
This one cuts deep.
"POLICE! OPEN THE DOOR!"
Hhahaha good one :-D
"You have cancer"
Yeah tat is a nightmare
I remember the day the surgeons came in and told my family they found cancer in my father. Worst day ever.
Must be v tough...I also remember wen we rushed to hospital after my father had a heart attack I felt am standing under hot sun and the tree that provided me shade has been cut
I had 2 doctors tell me that. First time left me in shock and my wife in tears. Second time was from a surgeon we nicknamed Dr. Doom and Jack Kevorkian's twin brother. Stage III lung cancer.
Best sentence i ever heard? "Don't worry, this is do-able. I have performed this surgery successfully hundreds of times" Spoken by Dr. Thomas D'Amico, Chief Thoracic Surgeon, Duke University Hospital. The man who saved my life when no other doctor gave me odds of living over 40%. And a heckuva nice man on top of it! So, if you ever know anyone with lung cancer...
And message me back to let me know what happened if you did refer someone, or yourself. Never give up! Never give in!
Wow. Yes, that would be horrible.
Coffee has gone extinct.
Exactly! My answer should have won! O.o LOL!
*someone you love* just died.
"Im pregnant, and I'm keeping it"
Lol.. this one is good.
YES! Exactly what I was going to say!
"Depart from me, I never knew you."
This is my #1 fear
I am completely disappointed in you.<br />
I've found out that disappointment, especially from someone who you admire, hurts a million times worse than any amount of yelling. I remember one of my favorite coaches of all time told me this. I have never cried so hard. No amount of screaming and cursing could have matched the look of disappointment on his face.
This one used to be my kryptonite until a couple years ago. I enjoy living by my own standards nowadays.
I already heard the words I most feared. Last month the doctor said "I'm sorry. We did all we could." That's when I learned my girlfriend died.
I'm so sorry. :(
Very sorry :(
We are through. It makes me feel I'm not ready for another new loss in my life, even if I got over it, still scares and agitates me.
"I am so sorry to inform you that your Parent/Child is dead."
Honey I'm home
You look your age! (will never happen)
"Ummmm... I'm a little short on cash this week. Can I borrow some money?"
Not really afraid, but I hate hearing this sentence. <br />
"What's wrong, are you mad?" <br />
That gets me so angry.
"Can I ask you something?" or "Can we talk?"
we dont require your services any longer at this company
Or: come with me.....as you know we are re-structuring. Been there twice in 12 months apart. 2013 sucked big time!!
"Sorry, but we're going to have to let you go. It may seem to be a negative thing at 60 but think of all the golf you'll get in!"