I called Santa a pervert.
A grown man who has kids sit on his lap and tell him what they want. He could just talk to them without them sitting in the lap, ya know!
I am pretty sure Rosie, I am on the naughty list for the same reason you are! Remember the hot tub! :D
I never tell, on wait where did all these people come from!
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Got caught showing Mrs. Clause my North facing pole. lol
I doubt it, Santa is pretty good at stuffing things up "the ole chimney." lol
Good question.....he does make a lot of house calls. lol
Pretty sure I'm on it but not sure for what
Being mistaken for my twin brother - AGAIN. Sheesh, you think Father Christmas could tell the difference!
Identical, even. I know - you'll have nightmares for a week now.
Santa's pen.is guilty
I'll leave that to your imagination! :)
I will go for broke in a naughty way then! :)
I stole a cookie from the cookie jar obviously.
sex under the mistle toe
Got caught with Ms. Claus :)
Darn! Thought I had an exclusive, and to think for that I won't get any presents. Never again, never again. Not soon anyway... :)
Me being me..........as usual :)