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rosieapparition rosieapparition 51-55, F 16 Answers Dec 7, 2013 in Dating & Relationships

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I called Santa a pervert.

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I can see it. He goes putting his hands down everyone's stockings!

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A grown man who has kids sit on his lap and tell him what they want. He could just talk to them without them sitting in the lap, ya know!

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endless list.

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I am pretty sure Rosie, I am on the naughty list for the same reason you are! Remember the hot tub! :D

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And I thought you were a gentleman! Here you are kissing and telling! Naughty Naughty Naughty!!!

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I never tell, on wait where did all these people come from!

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I was framed

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For what?

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Got caught showing Mrs. Clause my North facing pole. lol

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You know she kisses and tells the big guy!
Maybe she's living in a sexless marriage too?

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I doubt it, Santa is pretty good at stuffing things up "the ole chimney." lol

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True but the question is whose chimney?

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Good question.....he does make a lot of house calls. lol

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That he does and has his hands down lots of stockings!

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Pretty sure I'm on it but not sure for what

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Being mistaken for my twin brother - AGAIN. Sheesh, you think Father Christmas could tell the difference!

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Two of you? Wow! Double Trouble!

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Identical, even. I know - you'll have nightmares for a week now.

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Or something....

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Santa's pen.is guilty

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That'll get you in trouble every time, not with Santa, but Mrs. Claus is a jealous *****!

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I'll leave that to your imagination! :)

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Whewwwwwwwwww! You are in ttttttttttroubleeeeeee! lol

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I will go for broke in a naughty way then! :)

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I stole a cookie from the cookie jar obviously.

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sex under the mistle toe

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You have mistletoe over there?

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Got caught with Ms. Claus :)

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You're not the first! She gets around!

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Darn! Thought I had an exclusive, and to think for that I won't get any presents. Never again, never again. Not soon anyway... :)

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I've decided she lives in a sexless marriage, she can't help herself...

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Me being me..........as usual :)

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