You win! Your next meal is free! :D
You'll be vomiting cat in 5,4,3...
This reminds me of a quote from the movie "The Dead Pool" starring Clint Eastwood.
Harry - "You forgot your fortune cookie, it says.............you're **** out of luck" And then he shot the guy with a harpoon gun. Classic !
*opens cookie* "Duck!"
*opens another cookie while calling the waiter over* "No, don't order another course, get down!"
*falls to the floor as the main window bursts in, thinking about duck down duvets*
*as the image fades, it closes in on the back of the fortune, which reads: "Another fine rescue by the retro-historical preservation society"*
lol... ^_^ What?
Hmm. Ever seen the Doctor Who episode, "blink!" If not, you should. :)
If it's accurate, it would say something like, "You know this is just for fun, right?"
Something in Latin so I could not understand it. I make my own path in life, I don't need a fortune to tell me what is to come :)
Just shut your mouth! hahahah :)
My fortune cookie should say, *you will!!!!*
Beware of yellow snow
"Take over China. NOW."
one time I ate chinese food with a friend, and we both got the exact same fortune!
My accurate fortune cookie would say "You will be hungry again in an hour."
sucks to be you. sorry for your luck