doing his horse
Parts of Alabama this is still legal - lol
lol soooo wrong Ned. So wrong
I thought in Alabama it was goats?
No only is it legal, but it is considered a rite of passage into manhood
makin love to his horse ? lolololol
Wearing an Eagles jersey
being a cow girl
A cowboy is never caught kicking a cow chip on a hot day.
You have to wait until those prairie pizzas are fully done....
Wearing lace panties under his chaps.<br />
Developing an unusually close relationship with a pretty calf.<br />
Greasing up and sitting on his saddlehorn (unless it was a really good party on Saturday night.)
They finally caught you out - lol
taking a date to a sushi bar
Kicking a dog or abusing a horse, especially if it belongs to his girlfriend.
wearing a ba<x>seball cap.
Never be caught doing daughter of Chief Stinky-Man-Needs-Shower.
What should a cowboy never be caught doing NOT doing the COWGIRL especially if her dad owns the ranch
Bonus pts. if he is an Anglo and she's Hispanic!
Listen to a Celine Dion song
Visiting a Science fiction fair
a cow or a boy!
Riding his horse with the saddle on backwards (known as pommel riding!) ;)
acting like a sissy...