Type or click "cancel." Craig's List just gets you 500 solicitations by on-line ******.
"Awkward, Internet geek, agoraphobic male seeks female trekkie **** to be a companion. Must be comfortable with a Shut In. Must be hot, able to cook, and clean everything while I go on raids with my guild. Girl gamers need not apply they eat my Hot Pockets and drink my Jolt."
"For sale: Air-guitar. Leave money on porch."
Try the truth
Say you're not shy and then if you meet them later fake it 'til ya make it.
A shy guy wouldn't.