Bubbles. Or Victor.
Mr. Pokeylope<br />
Here is why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMb9vnbuR_Q
Bartleby of the Mighty Mississippi :D (a children's book)
Well I would say "Not Teacher" because it did not Taught Us (Tortoise - thank you Lewis Carroll for this wonderful line from Alice through the Looking Glass".) All of this did not come out as cleverly as I hoped.
Frank or dinner lol
How about something original, like a renaissance artist?
I see what you did there.
Flash! What did you end up naming it?