"Everyone's gotta be good at something!"
Humor is the best way to diffuse his anger. Don't apologize for whatever you did that made him mad unless you mean it. When people say that you hurt them, that's an invitation to talk about it. When people say that you made them mad, that's an invitation to kick him to the curb. He sounds like a douchebag to me.
ignore him...that'll make him even madder lol
Don't reply let him calm down or say "im gonna give u some space right now just know that I love u and I'll talk to u in a bit"
Just tell him, Its your super power.
i'd say ,boy you are damn $exy when you are angry
I like that. I have been told that a few times in my life. Totally diffuses my anger lol.
Tell him your intentions are good and your only trying to help.
Tell him to put a tampon in his leaking vagina
Depends what caused it.
anger is just a begining with smirk
Was he kidding?
Oh... Honestly I would be like wtf.
Yes I do, so grow up and get over it.
Tell him "Of course :)"
I'd reply back, I don't make you feel angry; you choose to feel that way.
I think its a healthy way of letting you know he's angry. So text him back I'll stop ____ if you stop _____