I'd reply back, I don't make you feel angry; you choose to feel that way.
Tell him "Of course :)"
Was he kidding?
Oh... Honestly I would be like wtf.
anger is just a begining with smirk
Depends what caused it.
Tell him to put a tampon in his leaking vagina
Tell him your intentions are good and your only trying to help.
Just tell him, Its your super power.
Don't reply let him calm down or say "im gonna give u some space right now just know that I love u and I'll talk to u in a bit"
ignore him...that'll make him even madder lol
"Everyone's gotta be good at something!"
Humor is the best way to diffuse his anger. Don't apologize for whatever you did that made him mad unless you mean it. When people say that you hurt them, that's an invitation to talk about it. When people say that you made them mad, that's an invitation to kick him to the curb. He sounds like a douchebag to me.