What is a man with a gun doing near my remote??? Especially when the big game is on! Fine, keep the remote... I have a spare duct-taped under the sofa (don't tell the misses).

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I'd say "where have you been all my life, I can't wait to die"

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reverse psychology trick or do you really want to end it all?

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No. Really, I wouldn't mind.

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Shake out your pants legs...then call 9-1-1 and pull out your gun or hide.

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um i wouldnt lol

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Shoot them a dirty look.

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Being that I live in a shooting gallery of a country, I wouldn't be surprised.

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Unfortunately there is only one answer.

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Yes, there is, but I don't see it happening.

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That's what the people who died in such instances thought.

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I'm talking about gun control.

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Not much point in NOT having a gun in the above scenario.

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No one should have them.

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An impossible situation as there will always be guns about. Just look how it is here in the UK.

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Better than here! It's like the Wild West here. :(

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Show them your ****. They'll leave you alone.

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remote area and someone has a gun? i'd gtfo.

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Just bend over the Ned Beatty Memorial Log and get it over with!

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I would very likely just urinate in my pants. Wishing that I was wearing an EP diaper.

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:)

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My own gun. Cell phone isn't going to do squat.

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Exactly!

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If I got confronted with a gun, I'd go ahead and do as they asked. Unless they weren't wearing a mask. That might mean I was disposable, in which case... I kick, and I bite.

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He with the gun makes the rules...

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