do what christian alsways do to atheists. invade its country and torture its family and relatives until they and it believe in god, therefore avoiding the torture of hell.

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put him-her in a "mews in pews" program i guess

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Spray holy water on her.

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Don't worry about it - my cats said to tell you that in ancient egypt they were worshippedas Goddesses.

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Take the cat to church every Sunday until it changed it's mind.

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Find yourself a good shrink.

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your cat lets you "think and realize" stuff for yourself...?

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tell it that it cats are easy to replace

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