crawl into the casket for a quickie...
Laugh like a donkey...
Climb out of the coffin
Have sex with the widow in the back seat of the funeral car. The funeral directors really get mad.
Be the guest of honor
Do the Thriller dance
Turn up as grim reaper and stand by the coffin saying nothing lol
that would be awesome!!!
Spit on the grave after the deceased has been committed, even by accident.
Do the Gangnam Style.
awaken from the coffin
Open a beer.
take pictures lol
Actually I have several times had the family ask me to take pictures. Normally they are wanting pictures of the flowers and gifts for "thank you" notes. They are too busy or too upset to do it so they have asked me to do it. A few times they have asked for photos with some long lost friends or relatives. It does seem weird though.
Acid or mushrooms
Say..."I know how you feel." One can never know how another may feel. You could, instead, ask your friend to tell you how he or she feels.
I've asked all my inner circle for supressed laughter at the grave.
Get out of the coffin and ask next of kin if the insurance has come through yet.
well, I would say, laugh.. But laughing is good at the right times.. my kid and I were way in the back of the lawn away from people and she just needed a laugh to get through the tension.. so I made her laugh and we laughed.
so I guess what should we never do at a funeral... ?? mmmm run around naked, be violent .. etc etc etc