brag about your penis size.
EVERYTHING SHOULD BE DONE NAKED!
That was my answer!
No kidding...................that s**t hurts!!
That is it! I do not know about the ladies, but hot bacon grease on my junk ain't fun.
Weedeat your yard because if you do the shrapnel that flies from that weedeater may cause some serious cuts in places that you don't want them. But if you are going to push mow or ride mow your yard naked, let me know so That I can watch and enjoy the show.
Try to wear the broach pin that great grandma Alice left you.
Deliver newspapers on a bicycle
Forget your naked and walk outside.
get pulled over
Step outside the threshold of your hotel room, even if it's just for a quick second to pick up the news paper that they leave on the hallway floor, giving your so called friend the opportunity to lock you out. That bastard.
Come close to my dog... he'd kill u by making u laugh so hard while tickling u with his furious licks.. XP.. XD.. X)
Say your prayers.
The gods don't care what you wear, or not.
have a cup of coffee or tea it will scold you that way and youll get burned
go out in my neighborhood