what are my rights here as an employee?
"I put peanut-butter on my no no parts and let wild animals go to town"<br />
Ya... don't say that. <br />
Realistic advice-- Don't be TOOO over the top cocky you can do the job. Confident is good but there's a fine line where you may not even be able to live up to the expectations you set up for yourself/or it just turns off the employer completly and they think you're full of BS.
I can be an asset to this company - If i get this position, I will prove it!
"Is pyromania covered by your health insurance?"<br />
"Why, thank you for complimenting my necktie, ma'am. (whispered... actually, it matches my bra and panties.)"<br />
"You mean, that accounts, can BALANCE?"<br />
"Congratulations, ma'am! When are you Due ?!........<br />
........... oh..... you're not..... ummmm............."
I hated my last job!
I HAVE AN ERECTION....
Look at these arms.... I've been off the junk now 2 day's
This: Warning explicit language<br />
But if you did you would be legendary
I'm trying to fall pregnant
i don't care wt u think i do things my own way...
fancy a shag.
when can i have a holiday