what are my rights here as an employee?
"I put peanut-butter on my no no parts and let wild animals go to town"<br />
Ya... don't say that. <br />
Realistic advice-- Don't be TOOO over the top cocky you can do the job. Confident is good but there's a fine line where you may not even be able to live up to the expectations you set up for yourself/or it just turns off the employer completly and they think you're full of BS.
I can be an asset to this company - If i get this position, I will prove it!
"Is pyromania covered by your health insurance?"<br />
"Why, thank you for complimenting my necktie, ma'am. (whispered... actually, it matches my bra and panties.)"<br />
"You mean, that accounts, can BALANCE?"<br />
"Congratulations, ma'am! When are you Due ?!........<br />
........... oh..... you're not..... ummmm............."
I hated my last job!
I HAVE AN ERECTION....
Do not say anything that will make your interviewer believe you would leave the position after a short period of time for another job.
The key is not to disparage any job you've held or person(s) you've worked for. Also do research about the place you are interviewing with, so that when they ask if you have any questions you can ask them some intelligent ones that show you are interested.
Look at these arms.... I've been off the junk now 2 day's
" i dont work well with others, i want all benefits including health, and i can only work on thursdays"<br />
This: Warning explicit language<br />
But if you did you would be legendary
I'm trying to fall pregnant
i don't care wt u think i do things my own way...
fancy a shag.
when can i have a holiday