What should you not say in a job interview?
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Posted by aycha Jul 26th, 2012 at 7:19AM
what are my rights here as an employee?
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Posted by Unique4real Jul 26th, 2012 at 7:28AM
I have been not working for long time, as that will give a hint that you can't stay much with the new job you are applying to.You just don't say but the jobs you worked at and that is good.Never say you are crazy as that will make them get crazy with you as well :P.
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Posted by mintkiss Jul 26th, 2012 at 7:25AM
"I put peanut-butter on my no no parts and let wild animals go to town"
Ya... don't say that.
Realistic advice-- Don't be TOOO over the top cocky you can do the job. Confident is good but there's a fine line where you may not even be able to live up to the expectations you set up for yourself/or it just turns off the employer completly and they think you're full of BS.
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Posted by goggos Jul 26th, 2012 at 7:13AM
I can be an asset to this company - If i get this position, I will prove it!
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Posted by BunWarmer Jul 26th, 2012 at 7:04AM
"Is pyromania covered by your health insurance?"
"Why, thank you for complimenting my necktie, ma'am. (whispered... actually, it matches my bra and panties.)"
"You mean, that accounts, can BALANCE?"
"Congratulations, ma'am! When are you Due ?!........
........... oh..... you're not..... ummmm............."
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Posted by aquarius3 Jul 26th, 2012 at 7:00AM
I hated my last job!
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Posted by ARTOFNOISE Jul 26th, 2012 at 6:59AM
I HAVE AN ERECTION....
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Posted by GrandPaRoo Jul 26th, 2012 at 6:57AM
Do not say anything that will make your interviewer believe you would leave the position after a short period of time for another job.
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Posted by PrairieDog71 Jul 26th, 2012 at 6:57AM
The key is not to disparage any job you've held or person(s) you've worked for. Also do research about the place you are interviewing with, so that when they ask if you have any questions you can ask them some intelligent ones that show you are interested.
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Posted by corbin00 Jul 26th, 2012 at 6:55AM
Look at these arms.... I've been off the junk now 2 day's
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Posted by smilekid527 Jul 26th, 2012 at 6:54AM
" i dont work well with others, i want all benefits including health, and i can only work on thursdays"
^ fail
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Posted by 5thApprentice Jul 26th, 2012 at 6:52AM
This: Warning explicit language
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUOHctF0H_s
But if you did you would be legendary
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Posted by mpde Jul 26th, 2012 at 6:50AM
I'm trying to fall pregnant
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Posted by vedanshi Jul 26th, 2012 at 6:48AM
i don't care wt u think i do things my own way...
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Posted by billstickers Jul 26th, 2012 at 6:47AM
fancy a shag.
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Posted by AussiePrincess Jul 26th, 2012 at 6:47AM
when can i have a holiday
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