what are my rights here as an employee?

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"I put peanut-butter on my no no parts and let wild animals go to town"<br />
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Ya... don't say that. <br />
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Realistic advice-- Don't be TOOO over the top cocky you can do the job. Confident is good but there's a fine line where you may not even be able to live up to the expectations you set up for yourself/or it just turns off the employer completly and they think you're full of BS.

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I can be an asset to this company - If i get this position, I will prove it!

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"Is pyromania covered by your health insurance?"<br />
"Why, thank you for complimenting my necktie, ma'am. (whispered... actually, it matches my bra and panties.)"<br />
"You mean, that accounts, can BALANCE?"<br />
"Congratulations, ma'am! When are you Due ?!........<br />
........... oh..... you're not..... ummmm............."

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I hated my last job!

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I HAVE AN ERECTION....

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Look at these arms.... I've been off the junk now 2 day's

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This: Warning explicit language<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUOHctF0H_s<br />
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But if you did you would be legendary

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I'm trying to fall pregnant

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i don't care wt u think i do things my own way...

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fancy a shag.

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when can i have a holiday

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