Why is she leaving the kitchen??
The shed awaits you Ned!
Getting more bread for the sandwiches and more beer?
I am still in the dog house
Her Visa Card, much better than American Express...
Pepper spray and a cell phone......'Fix a Flat' in the trunk of the car.
Yes ! Are those items popular in Australia ?
yup......the government may fail ya, a lover may fail ya, but a Glock will get you through it!
A bodyguard/escort, nowadays...
Depends what kind of society she lives in. But if i was female i would not leave home without a can of Mace.
ID, keys to house/car, $$ & credit card
Me, I have four good luck feet. hehehehehe