When you know there is a ghost in the house but you still stay there for the next 90 minutes :)
Somebody hears a noise upstairs and goes to investigate ....alone ....instead of running like **** away !
Exactly! It's the most stupidest thing ever!
The blondes are stupid and always fall down...the black guys get killed first...the cute white guys and pretty brunettes always live...
lol but u wouldnt if u were in my horror movie
Random náked "hot" girl for no reason.<br />
Random séx scene in a dark creepy place because..well, it's dark and creepy. Being núde is the best idea EVER!
How the serial killer always WALKS towards his prey and yet because of panic he ALWAYS manages to get the person.
they always locked the door and the killer tries to get in then it all stops. or the tryin to start a car and they drop the keys or it doest start up
The Car Never Starting..<br />
Women can't run without falling down..<br />
No guns around, when they are they are useless or miss the scary thing..<br />
The police is useless or gets killed..<br />
No cell phone signal..<br />
Black guy always dies..<br />
Always some random guy that messes up the plan<br />
People make idiotic decisions. You don't go towards the scary noise!
Pretty girl gets chased, the girl trips and falls, the girl screams, the girl dies. Really?
Big boobs attached to a small brain.
Tripping up over a twig in the woods lol.
The Pretty girl knows theres something or some one evil in the house and yet desides to take a shower any way.
The screaming female runs full speed, and the monster/villain lumbers slowly after her clump....clump....clump.... And he catches her almost immediately.<br />
They always split up to die with nobody guarding each other's back.<br />
In "hero" films like Bond, etc., there is always an unlimited supply of nameless staff villains who rush up and are killed without anyone caring or bothering to investigate murder.
Even if the villain is human he/she is practically immortal, can teleport, is omniscient and omnipresent. <br />
The cops are of no help.<br />
Idiots separating.<br />
Falling and not getting up immediately.
Blonde girl always trips.<br />
Black guy always dies first.
HAHAHAHA we said the same things at the same time!!!
LOL because we are just that cool.
...and betteries run out in torch at crucial time, storms ALWAYS cause power-cuts, car that has started first time for last 25 years will stall
And whatever you do, don't go outside alone.
And there will be a random deadzone no matter where you go with your cellphone.
AND when they try to open dorrs they NEVER twist the knob...they just pull on it...thats why the bastard NEVER opens...
LOL. So truuue. One more thing..
Your friends aren't hiding from you, they aren't joking.
They're actually dead.
And don't look in mirrors.
When the characters see a demon/killer/ghost, stare at it, then run to a secluded area instead of towards help. And when they hear a strange noise am coming from the attic or the ba<x>sement, they always go to look.<br />
NEVER OPEN THE ATTIC OR THE ba<x>seMENT. IF YOU HEAR A DEMON, RUN AWAY YOU MORONS. But instead they're like "what was that awful noise in the middle of this killing spree? I better go check it out. I'll take a spork to protect myself". <br />
And how only the hot actors survive. I mean, come on. I'm unattractive and can sure as he'll kick some ***.
Never turning all the lights on before walking into scary beast laden dark rooms. <br />
Always bravely walking towards the 'sounds of intrusion'.<br />
Turning their heads whilst running to check the pursuer is still catching up, and then worse, falling over as a result.<br />
Cats hissing at nothing. ( or ghostly beings ).
When the people run up the damn stairs... Lol
That they (the horror movies) are continued to be made despite the same plot being repeated over and over
The killer isn't actually all that good; it's just that the victims are acting like Americans.
In zombie movies, it drives me nuts that all the characters are obviously completely unfamiliar with the concept. They are always confused at the beginning and they face a big learning curve about things like headshots and why you need to avoid even getting a bite or scratch.