scream "I"M AN ALBATROSS!" and jump out the window flapping your arms
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hahaha thank you :)
Scream "You mother sucks c**ks in hell!" and allow your head to spin 360 degrees.
On my last session I asked my therapist if I was crazy yet. He chuckled and said "No". Then I asked him, "What's a girl got to do to get a padded room around this joint!?" I got a great laugh out of him on that reply.