I'm sorry I'm homeless I thought maybe if I cleaned up your place you might let me stay for a little while
oh thank god :)
*drops TV* ......RUN!
You were evicted 3 moths ago spaceball. Give me the key.
why does that port hole i walked through lead to your place ?
Just watering the plants lovey
I can't find my car keys and thought they may have slipped between the cushions of your couch last night.
*flashes a badge* Sorry to disturb you Sir. We are searching for a man named Waldo, wears a white and red striped shirt, thin, and an odd hat. We received a tip he might be hiding here. Now, if you'll just let us carry on with our very OFFICIAL government business it'd be very appreciated. >.>
You gave me the spare key. I got comfortable and now I am waiting to have coffee with you.
lol...anyway you like to offer to me.
Oooo Awkward...your wife said you weren't getting back until Thursday....
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Sniffing your underwear.
I was gunna say "yum." But then I grossed even myself out.
hey you gave me the keys! you said i could go in there!
Oh, hey, I just popped by to say hello and to invite you for dinner next Sunday. We're having Roast beef and Yorkshire Pudding. The door was open, I think those guys that dropped your tv left it open when they came in. I didn't open it, I promise.
Fixing the sink because you told me to when you called me! NOW WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME FOR?!
Geez how bad is your memory, you told me to stop by next time I was passing!
Oops I didn't know you were coming back. I'm on the run from the cops. Keep a low profile, will you?
Talking back what you stole from me. lol
Possibly. I have a collection of them upstairs, Do you want to come over and see if ones yours? lol
I thought I lived here, I am not a burglar.