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krool1969 krool1969 41-45, M 23 Answers Jun 4, 2012

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I'm sorry I'm homeless I thought maybe if I cleaned up your place you might let me stay for a little while

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Welcome!

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oh thank god :)

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lmao!!!!!!!!!

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*drops TV* ......RUN!

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****. It's brand new. Damn you!

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You were evicted 3 moths ago spaceball. Give me the key.

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why does that port hole i walked through lead to your place ?

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Just watering the plants lovey

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You see any plants here?

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I can't find my car keys and thought they may have slipped between the cushions of your couch last night.

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*flashes a badge* Sorry to disturb you Sir. We are searching for a man named Waldo, wears a white and red striped shirt, thin, and an odd hat. We received a tip he might be hiding here. Now, if you'll just let us carry on with our very OFFICIAL government business it'd be very appreciated. >.>

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You gave me the spare key. I got comfortable and now I am waiting to have coffee with you.

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Well in that case: How do you take it?

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lol...anyway you like to offer to me.

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Oooo Awkward...your wife said you weren't getting back until Thursday....

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Sniffing your underwear.

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be careful of the skid marks

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I was gunna say "yum." But then I grossed even myself out.

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hey you gave me the keys! you said i could go in there!

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Oh, hey, I just popped by to say hello and to invite you for dinner next Sunday. We're having Roast beef and Yorkshire Pudding. The door was open, I think those guys that dropped your tv left it open when they came in. I didn't open it, I promise.

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Fixing the sink because you told me to when you called me! NOW WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME FOR?!

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Geez how bad is your memory, you told me to stop by next time I was passing!

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Oops I didn't know you were coming back. I'm on the run from the cops. Keep a low profile, will you?

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Talking back what you stole from me. lol

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It wasn't me who stole it. Are you the one who stole my heart?

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Possibly. I have a collection of them upstairs, Do you want to come over and see if ones yours? lol

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I thought I lived here, I am not a burglar.

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