Well I think the first thing I'd do is notify my security company they were being replaced post-haste.
I'd freak out for many reasons!
such an image propels me out of the bed and right to the ceiling...i'd defy gravity, likely wish I had my cellphone up there with me so I could call 911 to report an adolescent stalking under my sheets eating my food.
*looks around for my Machete*
*holds knife out of sight behind back*................ummm hi?
Have fun...my dog is behind you!! Looks like its you and the dog. ( I'm putting my money on the dog). Now I'm out of bed and you can't move I'm calling the cops...this should teach you not to come into a woman's home, invading her privacy with her children, granny and boyfriend. Its too close to Christmas and the birth of my twins for this shine.
Thank you...I have no juice...sorry
I'd be pleasantly surprised :)
Oopsie - didn't see how young - um, you can raid the fridge, but stay out of my blankets!
I would call CPS
Well I'm a girl too, and since you're not my little sister that'd be quite awkward.