Opened my eyes, Yawned, streched
Had a pee
Played with my dog. He wakes me up by sitting on the side of my bed and tapping me on the back with his paw.
Yawned and farted.
Breathed my last breath.
I am now answering this question from the hereafter.
Straight for a pee, put on dressing gown went downstairs opened curtains and scratched my ***.
got dressed and lit a smoke
a long, loud fart
Rolled over and grabbed my iPod to check my email etc. ;)
Scratched my nuts!
went back to sleep. lol
I woke up maybe 3/4 times before deciding to stay awake and get up.
Opened my eyes.
stared out the window looking at the trees