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What was the most awkward moment you've had at a restaurant?
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Posted by FromRoad Apr 11th, 2012 at 9:27PM
I went out to eat with someone I was just getting acquainted with. We were not quite finished with our meal when the waiter came and asked if we wanted anything else. The person I was with said she wanted to explain something to him: "I am on a fixed income so I cannot leave a tip, however I always leave you part of my food." She nodded to the unfinished meal on her plate. The waiter blushed and seemed at a loss for words. I wanted to crawl under the table.
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Posted by ThisGirlisCuttingEdge Apr 11th, 2012 at 8:41PM
I was about seven or eight, and my parents brought me and a cousin of mine to a very expensive restraunt up in the Twin Cities (Minnesota). They of course gave my my cousin and I those little kid crayon things, and we got this idea thatit would be more fun if we were on our own. So, we said that we had to go to the restroom, and instead went to sit at a large, empty table and pretended that we were rich artists. We had our crayons with us, but did not bring the paper... The table cloth was some sort of silky white clothe and since it was white, we decided it was close enough to paper... so we started drawing on it. My cousin at the time was 10 or 11... and he was being a normal immature guy, even at that age... He began to draw boobs and penises on the table cloth... A waiter found us and over some microhone/ intercom type thinger, asked if anyone had lost two kids... and when my parents were found, the manager told them what we had done.
My parents were outraged, and we were both grounded for quite some time.
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Posted by mmom46 Apr 11th, 2012 at 5:40PM
i had returned home from Vietnam to re-coup in Boston. On crunches and we went to a highly recommended french restaurant for lunch when this fool told me I had to wear a bus-man's coat. I had a tie on and a wool sweater and neatly dressed neatly. This is Beacon St., next to the capital. I wanted to ring-his-Ichabod Crane neck. LOL We got a cab and went to The Carolton Ritz and where welcomed we open arms. Oh, that fancy-dancy french joint went to the bottom off Bahston Harbah--Nuff said
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Posted by Connifer Apr 11th, 2012 at 4:42PM
Trying to eat rice with chop sticks. Really? No wonder people are skinny in Japan.
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Posted by CMA1234 Apr 11th, 2012 at 4:08PM
I found a bleeding vein in my stake
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Posted by lowennunn Apr 11th, 2012 at 12:16PM
I had to leave because my 3 month old baby didn't have shoes on
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Reply by colormestupid Apr 11th, 2012 at 4:35PM
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Posted by anitag Apr 11th, 2012 at 8:25AM
When I went to dinner with a young man and when we finished eating he looked at me and said "I don't have nay money." I nearly came unglued.
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Posted by doggieschoice Apr 11th, 2012 at 7:22AM
It's when my classmate and I went on a testimonial dinner for on the job training. We don't know how to use chopstick. What we did to chopstick is use as a hair clip....wehehehehe....the waiter reacts and we laugh a lot...
Funny but true
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Posted by hadyourchance Apr 11th, 2012 at 3:13AM
After a friend & I finished eating our meal....we realized we both forgot our wallets.
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Posted by Lucinnda Apr 11th, 2012 at 1:23AM
the waiter was just bringing my friend's dessert and as he leaned over to place it my friend said, " . . . and paula had to help me shave the eggs off!"
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Posted by josilver Apr 20th, 2012 at 1:28PM
As I stood up to greet an arriving friend I let rip a monster fart that shook the chinaware. And did it ever stink. Suitable for the frat house only.
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Posted by Heaven345 Apr 18th, 2012 at 7:15PM
work at a restaurant as a hostess, so there's tons of stories i could tell. one does stick out however. sat a table that had small kids and the restaurant was not busy,so you couldn't help but notice our background music. it's supposed to be jamaican music, but all of a sudden the song came on where it says that we were banging butt naked on the bathroom floor . parents look at me like OMFG. And of course its in the chorus of the song, song it kept repeating that part. Fortunately I got the kids involved in one of our hermit crab races, so they didn't notice. But i was mortified.
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Posted by Sleeplessinla Apr 13th, 2012 at 12:00AM
When Mc Donalds ran out of Pink Slime.
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Posted by Silent20 Apr 12th, 2012 at 10:45PM
xD ok this happend recently. i went on a date with this guy i liked and we where haveing a good time. i really was caught in the moment. time was at a stand still when all of a sudden out of no were came his friend...... at that moment he lost all intrest in me and talked to him. his friend brought his girlfriend and she gave me a look of im sorry. his friend totally ruined the date. i felt to embarresed and awkward. the date ended and he left me. i took the train home and we havnt really talked since
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Posted by rjem Apr 12th, 2012 at 8:51PM
I was meeting a girls parents for the first time and we went to a crappy seafood place. I ordered some kinda shrimp dish that was drenched in a disgusting amount of butter, I'm not sure what I was trying to do with this piece of shrimp but I ended up flinging it up, across the table and hit her mom with it, covering her with butter. lol. Kinda funny now...
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Posted by GILEY Apr 12th, 2012 at 7:01PM
When my wife gave me ******** under the table....
ummmmmmmmmm !!
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Posted by danella555 Apr 12th, 2012 at 12:41PM
my worst time was when I was about 10 years old and i went to stay with my aunty for a few weeks while mum was in hospital, and we were going on a drive up north to see her freinds, she said that as I am not allowed to go in the toilets on my own I would have to wear a nappy, so she pinned one on me and what looked like a babys romper suit because it had pictures of teddy bears on it, we stopped at a motorway cafe and the manager told aunt that babies are not allowed in unless they use a highchair, so I was strapped in one and she orderd me a childs dinner and she started to feed me from a spoon, after I had ate it she gave me a babys bottle with formulur milk in saying that it was all she had for me to drink and she made me drink it all up, then she pulled out of her bag a babys dummy and put it in my mouth and I had to sit there and suck on it untill she finnished her dinner, I could feel everyone was looking at me and heared one lady say what a good little baby I was then aunty took me out of the chair and sat me on her lap and rubbed my back to burp me then she took me into the babies room to change my nappy, it was so embarresing for a ten year old kid.
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Reply by Heaven345 Apr 18th, 2012 at 7:20PM
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Posted by jadeeast Apr 12th, 2012 at 1:18AM
my daughter started choking on mozzarella sticks...everyone in the place had to stand up & gawk. Surprisingly after she insulted me for not knowing the heimlich...we enjoyed our meals.
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Posted by fishnetglo Apr 12th, 2012 at 1:02AM
My boyfriend and I went on a date and we waited in line for ages, finally got to the counter and I ordered my meal and my boyfriends. ( He had walked over to the cinema to get movie tickets for later) and then when I went to pay for the meals. I searched my whole purse, emptied my entire handbag on the counter, and checked all pockets only to realise that my boyfriend had my ATM card in his wallet. I then stood off to the side for about ten minutes waiting for him to return. Meanwhile everyone else kept getting served and giving me weird looks. I wanted to cry. I couldn't take it anymore so I walked out. However the moment I got out of the resturant my boyfriend arrived so I just should have stayed at the counter. Needless to say we went somewhere else for dinner that night.
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Posted by WisestFool Apr 12th, 2012 at 12:54AM
It's after closing , some friends come to hang out , my cook buddies are there , I decide it's a good time to get high cuz of course I don't worry about a thing . The manager comes into the dining room and into a haze of reefer smoke . Too bad he wasn't hip to the scene we had goin on .... The job wasn't that good anyhow .
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