What was the most awkward moment you've had at a restaurant?

when this one guy was humming a song behind us and my dad started singing it

The Gazpacho soup incident!

When I flipped a piece of crab leg shell onto another (occupied :) table, bending a tong on my folk just trying to get the little sucker open!

But that's not the winner here. My vote goes to the lady who didn't realize one of her breasts was exposed! Yowza!

My bride and I went to a new sushi restaurant in our home town. The waitress seated us, asked us for or drink order. We selected our meals gave waitress our order. Well after she left I found the soy sauce bottle and begain to fill the little dish that was provided on the table. As I poured the soy sauce out, a dead fly flowed out on to the plate. When my wife saw this she promptly got sick all over the table and me.....We haven't been back sense and we really have not been in the mood for sushi ether.

I was having dinner with my girlfriend and her family at a very 5* place. When I looked at the next booth I saw my good friends father and another man kissing and sitting very close to one another. He saw me and smiled and waved very sheepishly. I realized he was the submissive of the two. He was in his 50's. I was 17. He had that OMG look on his face but I just smiled, waved, and then winked. He knew I would not say anything. He was a cool guy and a good father. He just had needs.When I spoke to his friend I mentioned I thought I saw his Dad at __________'s and he shouted "hey Mom, were you and Dad at _______'s last night? ". I heard her in the background say he was at a business dinner!

me and my ex were at a chinese buffet and i'd have had sushi before, so i decided to try a piece. the one i picked had eel on it, and i tried to get one that didn't have cucumbers in it, but either way...when i went to eat it, i decided that it was best to do it in one bite. well...it was really nasty and i gagged on it really loud. we both started laughing and my phone rang shortly after. it was one of my best friends and my ex answered it and said "ashley's gagging on a piece of sushi, she'll be right with you".

I was on a first date with a fellow chick-friend from my dorms in college. We sat, and as I seated myself at the booth seat I flung my long-coat in against the wall. To my embarrassment my inner-coat pocket emptied itself of all its contents as I did so. I laugh and she giggles as I scramble down to the next three tables grabbing whatever nick knacks and such of mine that fell out. About two tables down I see the last piece of pocket litter that fell out, as did the 3 gorgeous women and a guy at that booth: A full ***** of shiny gold condoms. The looks I got at that moment was classic, and I returned to my booth, greatly humbled at this point, and probably beet red in the cheeks.

My miserable 34th birthday in Portland, Oregon with James L. This jerk was a guy I was seeing for a while. He wanted to break up with me but did not have the nerve to do it on my birthday. So he took me out to Jake's Crawfish House (a great restaurant, by the way) and brought a couple along for a buffer and then made fun of me throughout the whole meal. His hostility was so strong his friends were embarrassed. He made faces behind my back, used mimicry every time I spoke, ordered something he knew I would not like, made fun of me for trying to eat it and generally did every hostile thing he could to ruin my birthday. I wish I had had the nerve to just exit the place screaming curses but I stuck it out, hoping he'd become more civilized and friendly if I tried to be--NOT! This jerk ruined my birthday and embarrassed me in front of several people I knew at the restaurant. This was worse than the time I spit out a tooth after biting into a very tough steak at a coffee shop!

My daughter won`t mind my telling you this, she still laughs herself. We went into a carvery in a really posh joint by the beach. I went along the buffet table helping my self, and ahead of Lizzy, sat down. When she finally arrived her plate was heaped so high with veg, bits were falling off. Undeterred she bent down and picked up the bits and even more fell off. When she sat down and saw the heap of food on her plate and the gleam in her eyes, and the look of disgust in the other diners, I remembered that she suffered from Bulimia, and as she shovelled the lot down, it would all end up in the sea later. Bulimia is a dreadful eating disorder but this was one of those moments when we both saw the lighter side of this tragic condition, egged on by toffee nosed onlookers.

I haven't experienced one yet