" I mean, you know how I love baby octopus, but if I get one that tastes even remotely like rubber band, I will take a roman candle to his junk' -said by a delightfully drunk man at a sushi restaurant..

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Walmart is closing the store in the mall and moving to a really OUT OF THE WAY place way out on the highway. They are going to lose a lot of their bus customers. There is no bus that goes out on that highway, and no sidewalks from where there is a bus to where they are opening their new store, which is nearly two kilometers from the nearest bus stop.

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Probably this 40's line from a movie. So there was this girl who somehow fell and injured herself, and her vain friend comes in and says in this VERY girly voice;<br />
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"Thats quite alright, darlin'. Lets go get you a handsome doctor so you can run away and share a soda pop." <br />
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Its funnier on T.V...

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I can see how that would be funny. Reading it made me laugh lol

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'If a tree fell on your head, would you hear it?'

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