a fr<x>amed photo of an Emperor Penguin taken by the giver in Antarctica
A five foot high wood carving of a man with a foot long c0ck.
You know we've had conversations about our dads! Well my willy was given to me as a birthday present by mine, I don't think he knows how to spell inappropriate!
A day at the spa.
When I was a teenager someone once gave me The Clap! :-(