a broken foot not really for Christmas but close enough just happen today
Al Anon book for children of alcoholics.
A Rubik's Cube.
Stale chocolate (probably from the .99ct. basket at Woolworth's).
The Book, "The Joy of Sex."
I Pet-sat Two cats for these people I knew while they were away and they came back with a gift wrapped fruit cake.<br />
I laughed my *** off.
My mom gave me a lump of coal.
a DIY manual :-)
A calender. It was miniature too... I was like "wtf..."