he came , he saw , he ran away.
warning: may contain material unsuitable for lame individuals with no sense of humor...the names have been changed to protect the innocent
I was born on a dark and stormy night..........
:) In Springfield!!! ahahahhahah
"wow! like hey man...did i really do all that?"
I warned you that if you didn't behave I'd put you in my book...
"First of all, let me tell you that I'm not at all sure what happened."
Lapsing into unconsciousness, his soul became aware of a loving presence, acknowledging his pain and suffering, and offering him a choice--to leave this life and go with him to a place where there was no pain, or stay here on earth and continue his life's work.
Lifes a joke. I just forgot to laugh.
Anybody not see this coming???
For those who want to do things the wrong way, proceed with happy abandon.
"I began writing this biography in an attempt to ascertain just how I wound up in such a screwed up situation..."
I should have known better...
HELLO! and welcome to the wonderful, whimsical world of Laura! To proceed in English flip two pages, to proceed en espanol, Youre s.o.l!
I need you to take the following with a large pinch of salt.....
I stood waiting on the dance floor, my friend swanked over to me, "come on Sue - he ain't coming back - lets have some fun" - "No - he said he was coming back and I am going to wait - why would he lie?