I'll be one of those dirty old men in a private nursing home ogling the nurses and demanding two to three bed baths daily. I'm saving up as we speak!
Grumpy old man that the grandchildren love...
I'm gonna be sexy and sassy - perfumed every day, with my hair done and a sweet smile for everyone. Yep. (Gotta practise cos I'm gonna live until at least 100!)
I have NO freakin' idea
I will be awesome