I'm such a cheap date these days, you wouldn't know where I began and the toilet ended after I drank a twelve pack.
lol I was about to say the same...about myself :)
A 13 pack. And before a 12 pack, I will look like an 11 pack.
If you drink the twelve pack I will look like a supermodel angel.
Passed out with vomit all over the bed, floor, and me. Hopefully still breathing...
What would YOU look like?
Probably a mess. I don't drink beer often.
Not hardly. I drink martinis, mixed drinks, wine, cognac. I just don't drink beer often. Maybe once or twice a year at a barbecue or at a football game.
a beautiful uncoordinated mess
I would be asleep in my chair after the second one.
I don't drink and I have become a light weight.
I don't need to drink a 12pk to make you look awesome ;)
lol.. just a few of them gigantic english pints huh?.. :)
hungry and affectionate
Like you got run over by a reindeer .
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
proberly not so good lol
sleeping like a baby. a baby covered in vomit, and with questionable underwear contents.