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What will you tell god on the judgement day?

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I'd shrug and say "Don't look at ME, dude. You made me."
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Posted Jul 25th, 2009 at 2:50PM
If there really is a God and a judgement day, I doubt I will say anything, What could I say??? I mean he saw and heard everything, even my thoughts!!!
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Posted Jul 25th, 2009 at 2:47PM
"Can you turn the lights down, I can't see crap" then "I'm going to hell aren't I?"
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Posted Jul 25th, 2009 at 2:50PM
well if you saw the number of religions they have today, i would be happy if I got the right one when I got to the gates... like bill maher said, "wouldn't that suck if you got to the pearly gates and st. peter said, sorry a**hole, wrong religion!" ...
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Posted Jul 25th, 2009 at 2:51PM
I'd say, "Oh, snap! You really do exist! Oopsie. Forgive me?"
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Posted Jul 25th, 2009 at 2:48PM
I'm here... forever? Okay, so how big an iPOD do I get, and where is the heavenly library 'cause I tend to get bored easily and then I'm a little hard to deal with? By the way... do you need any help with your IT network I'm actually pretty good at that stuff.
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Posted Jul 25th, 2009 at 10:14AM
I'd whisper "why did you let that go on for so long?"
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Posted Jul 24th, 2009 at 10:36PM
Hello
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Posted Jul 25th, 2009 at 2:48PM
go to hell
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Posted Jul 25th, 2009 at 12:27AM
I love you and praise your name!!..please forgive me for my wrong doings for I've been very evil in this life!!
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Posted Jul 24th, 2009 at 11:02PM
"The buck stops here."
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Posted Jul 25th, 2009 at 1:14AM
That's quite an amusement park you've got going on down there. Mind if I go round on it again?
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Posted Jul 25th, 2009 at 12:28AM
I Love you PLEASE forgive me.
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Posted Jul 25th, 2009 at 8:21AM
Your not real!...You are a figment of my Imagination!
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Posted Jul 25th, 2009 at 12:54AM
Nothing I have a advocate who will speak for me his name is Jesus, he is all I need on that day.
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Posted Jul 25th, 2009 at 12:58AM
Oh boy!

I NEED Jesus to advocate for me
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Posted Jul 24th, 2009 at 10:36PM
So life was a dress rehearsal? Damn, I thought that passion play was fake.
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Posted Jul 24th, 2009 at 11:03PM
studentofunifyinglife said exactly what I was going to write...
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Posted Jul 25th, 2009 at 9:18AM
That i stood by those i love and forgave those i dont as soon as i had the strength.
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Posted Jul 25th, 2009 at 10:14AM
sometimes i sinned. more times i was sinned against.
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