I would say, If this note gets to you in the twenty first century then we need to meet!
depends on if I get sober up after drinking all that MALT LIQUOR!! XD
Of course: Send help stuck in a bottle factory.
Come get me. I'm waiting!
Send more rum
Castaway. Stuck on deserted island. 4 years. Send help. Missing from Cruise to Hawaii.
Life is what you make it.... so smile, be happy and say a prayer.
Need you now
Pease take care of my FAMILY, FRIENDS,and those who needs your guidance. may there be PEACE, LOVE and UNITY everywhere. hope that wars end and understanding becomes a global traits.
a piece of paper with writings, "I find you.... you are the one....from animexena"
I love ******. (Im not saying the real name bcuz its a secret(:)
send me half of the bottle return money
If you've seen my ex, tell him you're an A-hole from me. thanks . hehe
DO NOT OPEN!
i need backup.bring me more sexy lady troops, foods and drinks.haha.
I would sketch a few coconut trees, and write, "wish you were here."
if youre reading this you arent the only one stuck on a island with nothing but crazy girls lots of booze food parties and no one even KNOWS w/ $$$$ is ITS all free as evey one here will hide inland when the tour boats cruzz by its not shipwreaked its a total wreck on a island of funn ... gotta embillicsh it a bit why not hahaahhaah.
"thank you for rescuing me from this bottle. I thought I was going to be in here for ever. I've been in here so long I turned into a piece of paper. I really owe you one"
next time make sure the bottle has some rum in it!