I would probably laugh. That doesn't happen too often.
I always carry a vapo inhaler. lol
The workd DAMN would come out my mouth
i would retaliate and try to fart back i can make you gag on my farts that's how bad they can be they can melt the paint off the walls
i usually go "faark" in a low voice
ask what crawled up there *** and died
Cover my nose, ewww that stinks I'll say that too lol