What words and phrases does your dog know?

I don't have a dog. Most of the dogs I know seem to know words like Walk, Ride, Outside, Slow, and the one we all learn as our first word.... No.

My mom's dog loves to chase squirrels, she never catches them, and I doubt she'd ever harm one if she did. But you can list animals in a monotone voice and when you get to squirrel she flips and starts running to the door. It's quite amusing.

Sit, stay, leave it, wanna go bye bye, Wanna go with mama?, want some? Do you have to potty? Wanna go outside? Go for a walk? Do you have a cold? (then she sneezes), Speak!, Lay Down, Pow-Pow-Pow (then she rolls over and plays dead), Roll over (picture steamroller), Night night, Where's your snake? Get your toy and no no....She will be one on the 5th of Feb. I hope I didn't leave any out.

Treat, Park, wanna go for a ride or walk, No, go potty, hurry up, are you hungry, are you thirsty, Lets go, Get down, go to bed, go lay down, good girl..... thats all i can think of for now. Oh yeah and pupperonni

Yeah my dog knows lots of words and tricks, the common sit, lay down, give the paw, jump) He also knows roll over and whenever he wants food he does 360 turns, and when I say talk to me Dolce, he barks repeately. It's very cute. He also knows:
do you want to go out, go pee? ,
do you want a treat?,
who is that? he starts barking no matter what.
bad boy, what did you do? he goes under the bed.
Kisses! Go get it! Where is the ducky? and sooo many more, I have the feeling he really know what I am saying in every single sentence!

Rusted makes a very good point there.
If you really want your dog to learn lots of new things then you must not use the word "no". Instead of trying to tell him what you don't want him to do, you must say what you DO want him to do. He will understand better.
If a pup or a young dog is constantly in trouble for expressing his new behaviours then he will become less keen to try new behaviours, learn that NEW behaviours are unsafe. He'll stick to what he knows, and do little, not develop properly. I may sound like I'm talking about children but, yes, it's the same thing. My dog knew "come" "way" "heel" "on" "go" "back" "slow" "wait" "fasta" "leave" "walk" "jump" "under" "side"(walk on right) "spider" "find" "trail" "whosit?" "bed" "dinna" etc,, I try to keep commands to one-syllable. I mean youve got to make it easy for them!

he knows all those words, plus where's that baby? granny. kisses, night night

their names, outside and of course TREATS

my dog knows "scratch your penis"


this is hilarious, i tought my moms dog to do it,
he walks with his front legs, while dragging his back ones, making it look like he's rubbing his pee pee on the floor.


god, i'm a genius.

Go for ride? Go for walk? Want outside? Cookie. Treat. No. Good dog. Play (this is what we call his obedience training.) Go get it. Get him! Daddy. Mummy. The names of each of his toys. Where's your ball? (He'll go get it.) Squirrel. Benson (his best dog friend.) Dinner. Bone. Up. Heel. Sit. Stay. Let's go. Also, he always has to have the last word. If I reprimand him, he'll say "woof", and I just know that's dog for "*****"!